MLG Soundboard Ultimate Memes
iOS Universel / Divertissement
MLG Soundboard Ultimate Memes is the dankest Soundboard on the App Store, with endless MLG Memes and features m8.
Prepare for the meme archive of your life as we explore Operation Dankstorm and the roadmap to find it deep in the lands of Kekistan. Finding this particular archive was the mission of the Secret Society.
The society came to the entrance of a dark cave. Low rumbling and howls emanated from the deep black void. The squeak of a unicycle broke through the eerie ambiance as a small green tree frog wheeled himself out in front of the visitors. “WADDUP”, he asked. As he stood still at the entrance of the dark cave. A brief moment of quietness elapsed, as the dankologists exchanged some low whispers as they prepared to communicate with the unicycle frog. They began to crank dat, but the frog sat expressionless. He then turned around and wheeled away back into the dark. The dankologists were confused. Did he want a default dance? No. He wheeled out momentarily, grasping the loot box between his tiny hands. A large voice loomed out, the meme overlord army coming to capture the loot box was mobilizing across the arid desert. "DESTROY THE CHILD. CORRUPT THEM ALL." said the Overlord. Meme minions with Mtn Dew cannons came in overwhelming numbers. The green tree frog dropped the loot box and wheeled away. We knew we were outnumbered, but there was hope, for it was a Double XP weekend. A crack rang through the air as the first line crumbled suddenly. Harambe emerged, standing mighty and high. I was awestruck as echoes of children screamed "collateral!” A hail and thicket of hitmarkers followed, leaving the enemy opposition pwned, humiliated as they awaited their killcam.
Before reinforcements could arrive, Harambe galloped towards us and yanked me behind a boulder. “You must get out of here before the enemy AC-130 arrives” Harambe said. Sanic's army was approaching fast. “You must go. Take the loot box with you." Crouching down. Harambe placed a hand onto my shoulder. I glanced at his hairy hand and then widely back at him. "Come with us, Harambe. You are wanted back home”. Harambe firmly nodded. His noble gaze met my stunned eyes. I feared I knew his answer. “I must defend Kekistan.” He downed his can of Dew and turned to face the enemy. I chose not to look back. For if I did, I would've stayed with him.
I heard the sound of a bullet whipping through flesh. Harambe let out a beserk roar, bearing his teeth as he proceeded to dual wield akimbo Interventions. We knew we didn’t have much time. The sand was blowing harder into our ankles as the chopper blades began to spin faster and faster until it was no longer in rhythm with our heartbeats. They sank into our chest as the chopper started lifting from the ground. Weightlessness overcame me as I leaped through the dust clouds to grab the handle of our friendly chopper gunner. The dankologists glanced at me in horror, unable to keep up. I pulled a wombo combo to jump off and ricochet back to the helicopter with the dankologists safely in my grasp. Their expressions were stuck in silent screams, drowned out by the thunder of Harambe’s heroics.
Harambe was honored in a ceremony back home, where he was awarded the Meme of Honor. I turned to face his statue. The fierceness of his glorious dab contrasted the calm quiet autumn winds. Nevertheless, he rocked it until the wheels fell off. He dropped it like it was hot. His commitment to memes in life and service earned him his prestige. On the bottom of his statue were three simple words, decorated with engraved leaves.
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Quoi de neuf dans la dernière version ?
Thanks for using MLG Soundboard Ultimate Memes! We've been busy memers, making tons of improvements since the last release.
• Main Screen Rework - Scroll through your memes with larger tiles and a fresh new look.
• Ads Nerf - We've fixed a pesky bug that served an ad too early in the experience and another that served ads back-to-back.
• Dank Menu - Adjust the speed, pitch, and sound behavior of your memes with the flick of a switch.
• Fixed memory issues - No more crashes due to memory leaks! Enjoy using the app without worry.
• Added search functionality - Find your memes faster and easier with our new search feature.
• Added full screen mode - Scroll through memes without any distractions.
• Miscellaneous Improvements - We've squashed a bunch of annoying bugs.
That's all for now, folks! Keep on meming.
STORY CONCLUSION:
As the dankologists and I flew away from the chaos, I couldn't help but think about Harambe's sacrifice. He had given his life to protect us and the loot box, which contained the long sought-after meme archive. I vowed to make sure his sacrifice was not in vain and that the archive would be used to bring laughter and joy to the people of Kekistan.
We flew for hours until we reached the secret society's headquarters, a hidden bunker deep in the mountains. The dankologists and I were greeted by the society's leader, a wise and respected meme expert known only as "The Grandmaster of Dank." He congratulated us on our successful mission and took the loot box from us. He carefully opened it and revealed the treasure inside: rows upon rows of memes, organized and preserved for posterity.
The Grandmaster of Dank explained to us that the archive contained some of the rarest and most valuable memes in existence. Some of them dated back to the earliest days of the internet, when memes were first created and shared. Others were more recent, but no less valuable. The archive was a true treasure trove for anyone interested in the history and evolution of memes.
As we browsed the archive, I couldn't help but feel a sense of awe and wonder. These memes represented the collective imagination and creativity of millions of people, all coming together to create something truly unique and special. I felt grateful to be a part of the secret society, and to have played a role in preserving this important part of internet history.
And so, the mission of Operation Dankstorm came to a successful conclusion. We had found the meme archive, and it was now safe in the hands of the secret society. I knew that with the help of the Grandmaster of Dank and the other dankologists, the archive would be used to bring joy and laughter to the people of Kekistan for years to come.
