No New Notifications

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The official application of the No New Notifications Network. Empowers you to listen to your favourite podcasts (within the network). The app also includes deluxe, bespoke and maybe even artisanal features, such as a power on page (to give you the space and time to activate the app at your own leisure), an ephemeral notes page, thoughts for the day, and a healthy social media section containing only grey squares for you to double tap…and heal.
We understand that you have many options to fulfil your podcast needs, and so we ask you —aren’t you tired of having seamless experiences? Here in the NNN App we take you back to a time with seams and creases and frayed edges. New features are added as requested, and as the network grows!

Quoi de neuf dans la dernière version ?

Introduction the FRIENDSHIP.
What's the problem with social media? Too many other people, not enough mortal peril, also what's this I hear about data stealing? No more! Introducing FRIENDSHIP, the revolutionary social media network from the minds behind the NNN.
Features:
— Completely on your device. No data is sent anywhere, we don't know how!
— Add and remove friends to your beautifully animated ship.
— Be warned! Each friend adds to the likelihood of your ship sinking, and then you'll have to start all over again!
— Tired of a friend? Drag em into the water! Make some room!
— All this plus several hilarious and unintentional bugs, promise hours of entertainment!