Shrewd!
iOS Universel / Divertissement
Insult thy friends and foes alike, Shakespearean style!
Borrow from the bard and unleash over 851 QUADRILLION fresh and fierce insults to impress and confuse. That's 851,000,000,000,000,000 in case you're wondering, now try and read that number 3 times in a row, we dare you! I mean, how do you even read it? All we know it's enough to insult everyone on Earth... twice a second... until the sun burns out.
Man.... Shakespeare was a MEAN guy!
Every insult is completely unique, so keep your friends guessing on how you keep 'em coming! Never struggle for comebacks again! Win those banter battles! ...Or alternatively have a laugh with your friends over coffee. (Or whatever's your beverage of choice.)
Features:
- Save your favourite insults to memorise later.
- Share insults on social media... there's no escape from your cruel wit!
- Includes real insults straight from Shakespeare's works, with act and scene references.
- Tap any word for a definition, and smugly expand your lexicon.
- Hear insults read aloud in a suitably dramatic voice.
- Night edition scroll theme for scheming in the dark.
Still sitting on the fence? Here's a sample:
• "Your goatish sheath is the greatest thing about ye."
• "Peace, you wrangling boar-pig!"
• "I am sick when I do look on thou, ye unwash'd baboon."
• "Ah, you capering minion, you were born to do me shame."
• "Swaggering satan."
So what are you waiting for? Get insulting with style using the world's most beautifully designed burn generator, you lubberly scoundrel!
Quoi de neuf dans la dernière version ?
Fresh parchment, who dis? Shrewd! 2.0 is here with a complete makeover:
- Over 200 new words and insults added to the generator. Your arsenal of verbal abuse just got significantly more devastating.
- Night Edition, a dark scroll theme for all you trolls that prefer their insults by candlelight.
- Tap any word to see its definition. Finally understand what "fustilarian" means before hurling it at someone.
- Hear insults read aloud, because some burns deserve to be spoken.
- Copy insults to your clipboard with a single tap.
- Home Screen widget, a fresh insult delivered daily, straight to your Home Screen.
- New contact details and updated website.
- Various bug fixes, refinements, and behind-the-scenes improvements.
Now go forth and insult with renewed vigour, you pribbling flap-dragon!
