Couch X Crawler
iOS Universel / Divertissement
Couch x Crawler is a calm, premium idle RPG designed to respect your time.
Send your 16-bit adventurer on dungeon expeditions, put your phone down, and come back later to real progress. No ads. No energy timers. No pressure to constantly check in.
It’s a dungeon crawler you play at your own pace, blending passive progression with light virtual pet care and long-term rewards.
Truly Passive Gameplay
Built for busy days, low-energy moments, and background play. Expeditions continue while the app is closed. No constant check-ins required. Progress updates automatically. Optional notifications let you know when action is needed.
Passive Dungeon Crawling
Send your avatar on expeditions through themed dungeons like the Calendar Crypt, Corporate Catacombs, and Bedroom Hinterlands. Your hero explores, fights, and gathers rewards while you go about your day. Watch progress unfold quietly or ignore it until the adventure ends.
Virtual Pet Care
Your hero is also your companion. Keep them healthy and happy by feeding to restore comfort, playing to boost mood, resting to recharge stamina, and cleaning to maintain hygiene. Neglect causes stats to decay over time, but a generous grace period gives you room to recover. If the worst happens, revival items let you continue without losing progress.
Strategic Loadouts
Customize every expedition with meaningful choices. Choose between weapons like Sword, Sarcasm, or Coffee Blade. Equip perks such as Socially Anxious, Chronically Online, or Too Honest. Pack consumables like Granola Bars, Energy Drinks, or Emotional Support Snacks. Select expedition durations ranging from quick 3-minute runs to epic 4-hour adventures. Each decision affects success rates and rewards. Rare items like Hurryupium and Levelupium let you speed things up or boost progress when needed.
Progression and Rewards
Grow stronger over time with a level-up system driven by expeditions and care actions. Unlock traits that add unique modifiers, discover relics that provide powerful equipment, and track every journey in a detailed expedition codex. This is a game designed for slow, steady progress.
Live Activities and Dynamic Island
See your hero’s journey without opening the app. View real-time expedition progress on the Lock Screen and Dynamic Island, watch visual dungeon navigation and progress rings, and receive notifications when expeditions complete or attention is needed. Peek in when you want, or don’t.
Customizable Experience
Toggle Live Activities and Dynamic Island features on or off, manage special items and inventory, reset your character when you’re ready for a fresh start, and enjoy a cohesive dungeon-themed interface throughout.
A Complete Premium Game
Couch x Crawler is a one-time purchase. No ads. No microtransactions. No paywalls. Just the full game, designed to be enjoyed slowly, calmly, and on your own terms.
Quoi de neuf dans la dernière version ?
Change log: updated codex screen to make tiles clickable where text was getting cut off oh and you can now give your hero a bath
