Are You Dead? - Sileme

iOS Universel / Utilitaires

Are You Dead? — The App for the Existentially Anxious

Look, we get it. You live alone, you watch too many true crime documentaries, and your mom calls you three times a day just to hear you breathe.

Stop the panic. Start the tapping.

Are You Dead? is the low-effort way to tell the people who tolerate you that you haven't been abducted by aliens or slipped in the shower.

FEATURES WE HOPE YOU NEVER NEED:

The "Not Today, Satan" Button:
One tap every morning. That's it. It’s the easiest win of your day. Congrats on waking up!

The "Ghost Protocol" (Guardian Circle):
Add up to 10 friends. If you forget to tap, we annoy them until they check on you. It’s like a group chat, but with higher stakes.

The Passive-Aggressive Nudge:
Friends can buzz you if you're sleeping in. It’s the digital equivalent of poking a stick at something to see if it moves.

WHO IS THIS FOR?
* Introverts who want people to care, but from a distance.
* Solo adventurers (or people who just trip over rugs a lot).
* Anyone who wants to leave a legacy of "Responsible Adulting."

Download Are You Dead? now.
Because your plants can't call 911.